My name is Sam, I live for Taylor Swift & Unicorns.
MY EX MAN BROUGHT HIS NEW GIRLFRIEND
AND SHE’S LIKE OH MY GOD
BUT I’M JUST GONNA SHAKE
AND TO THE FELLA OVER THERE WITH THE HELLA GOOD HAIR
WONT YOU COME ON OVER BABY WE CAN SHAKE SHAKE
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Is fast asleep. And what am I doing? I am sitting at the edge of the bed all hunched over in the dark while frantically posting pics on tumblr in hopes that taylorswift will notice me, despite being so darn tired after my 10 hour ride back from West Virginia today… #swiftieproblems #thestruggleisreal